Accepting suggestions: Grand Tour drinking game

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
11/17/2016 at 17:23 • Filed to: None

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I found this old bingo board, but some spots are no longer applicable. Help us pick some new ones!

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > yamahog
11/17/2016 at 17:30

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POWAAAAAHH

Clarkson!! You utter Pillock!

As usual, I’ve done this properly.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > RallyWrench
11/17/2016 at 17:33

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*scribbles on back of envelope*

perfect, thx


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > yamahog
11/17/2016 at 17:41

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Subtle (or not subtle) shots at the BBC.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > yamahog
11/17/2016 at 17:47

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- Car being dropped from .... crane/whatever.

- Heavy object being dropped on car from crane/whatever.

- Exploding car for no reason whatsoever.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Klaus Schmoll
11/17/2016 at 18:06

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picking things from the trailer = guaranteed drinking, good point


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > yamahog
11/17/2016 at 18:11

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And it was their usual M/O for the last 17? seasons.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > yamahog
11/17/2016 at 18:37

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“Mate, you’ve got the wrong car”


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > interstate366, now In The Industry
11/17/2016 at 18:37

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Clarkson =/= subtle


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > yamahog
11/18/2016 at 03:05

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I’m not sure this card is compatible with TGT, with the format (and the little tropes) being so far removed from not-quite-so-old Top Gear. I didn’t even make it through a standard-sized coffee mug, and I was being generous, and also including things commented. We’ll have to analyze the establishment of running jokes over the next few shows.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
11/18/2016 at 09:08

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Yea we weren’t being quite too strict, went through about 6 beers each


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > yamahog
11/18/2016 at 14:40

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I think you should get free drinks for the segment intro animations. Extra if they end up not doing the segment.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > yamahog
12/23/2016 at 17:50

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A list of potential things include:

James Drives Something Expensive

“And on that terrible disappointment...”

Clarkson does something simply to annoy Hammond.

Alfa Romeo

“Probably communist”

“Does that mean they’re not coming on?”

Fizzing sensation

Hammond does something American.

Penis joke.


Kinja'd!!! AdverseMartyr > yamahog
01/24/2017 at 22:31

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a dildo gets attached to steering wheel/gear shift/handbrake

The American says something something not a V8